Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Thanks To All my Blogger Buddies!

Thank you all! I never knew that I have so many friends who actually care for me! Seriously I have more friends online than in real. Am so touched when I found your comments , wishing me to get well soon.. Thank you guys! was priceless, especially when you are down on health in a complete foreign place. Actually am not getting the right words to thank you all. Am not very rich in words.
Today while surfing the net and I found a site. I feel that I should share this with you.. No need to get tensed up.. its nothing serious. What I found was some really hilarious joke cracked by some of Hollywood's hottest actors and socialites. Am sure you guys will enjoy this!

Here it goes:

1. Paris Hilton talking to press about the US chain store: "Wal-Mart... do they like make walls there?"
2. Alicia Silverstone on her role in Clueless: "I think that the film was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
3. Jessica Simpson on her first day at high school: "A teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. I was sooo excited. I was like, Damn it! It's my first day of 7th grade, I'm in junior high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand, I was the first one, and I said A-E-I-O-U!"
4. Britney Spears on her taste in clothes: "So many people have asked me how I could possibly be a role model and dress like a tramp and get implants... all I have to say is that self-esteem is how you look at yourself and I feel good enough about myself so wear that kind of clothing... the breast implant issue has nothing to do with that..."
5. Lady Victoria Hervey on the homeless: "It's so bad being homeless in winter. They should go somewhere warm like the Caribbean where they can eat fresh fish all day."
6. Britney on Japan "I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa."
7. Jessica Simpson when offered buffalo wings: "Sorry I don't eat buffalo."
8. Chantelle Houghton on George Galloway: "He looks at us like we're stupid, scatty, uneducated girls. He's a right chauvinistic pig, whatever that means!"
9. Cameron Diaz on science: "I've been noticing gravity since I was very young."
10. Britney Spears on where she might start her theatre career: "I would rather start out somewhere small, like London or England.”
11. Britney on capital punishment: "I am for the death penalty. Who commits terrible acts must get a fitting punishment. That way he learns the lesson for the next time."
12. Christina Aguilera on herself: "I'm an ocean, because I'm really deep. If you search deep enough you can find rare exotic treasures."


Hi Lush Ess,

Last time you were asking me to post some pictures of some of the greatest of India hooker-wear. Well here are some pictures recommended by some local friends out here. Hope you like it. The pictures were taken from a Bollywood movie called 'Chameli', which is based on Indian Hooker life...Am sure this will surely piss those snooties...








22 comments:

  1. Good ones!! Hope you're starting to feel better.

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  2. Dude that was hilarious. Never knew that celeb were that funny!

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  3. Fuuny one! Loved it!

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  4. Great post! Get well soon!

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  5. Well...you must be feeling better if you're telling jokes! And they were funny by the way. Thanks for the photos of the Indian hooker...I've never seen one of those! :O)

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  6. Thanks for sharing - and those are some seductive pics.

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  7. Dude - glad to hear you might be feeling tad bit better?? And those rock show mosh pics were amazing!! Right on! You surely know how to travel by just diving in....

    Can't wait to read the next installment.

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  8. Hope you are feeling better! Loved the quotes too funny!

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  9. Awwwwwww, Scandy and LushEss LOVE the Indian hooker wear! LushEss was trying to leave you a comment earlier, but it wouldn't go through. Wait until you see what we wear to our upcoming 'Bollywood' fundraiser in March!!
    XXXoXXXo,
    Scandy

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  10. err...
    Is it wierd that I actually get Alicia Silverstone, about her "deep " talk....
    I do get it..I swear!! :(


    Rest of them were f**king crazy..
    Now I know what it takes to be a celebrity.....

    hehehehehe :D

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  11. Yeah! Those are from the movie Chameli strarring 'Kareena Kapoor'
    Hope you doing good.
    Take care.

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  12. Hi Wild child,
    I loved that movie. I got this movie DVD from a guys and it was dubbed in English. Great movie...

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  13. Oh A.K!!! Love the photos!!! You rock! Now I know how to design my outfit for the BOllywood event! I'll send pictures! Love it!

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  14. How are you dude! Love the pictures! The jokes were hilarious!

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  15. Any improvement till now!

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  16. I've also heard that the metal scene in India is blooming! You are very lucky to be a part of it. Get well soon!

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  17. Hi Metal Heart,
    You know, India has variety of metal bands. You can experience everything from black to death, from power to rock ballads and so on.

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  18. Black metal in India.. That's unbelievable!

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  19. Hi Metal Warrior and Traveler,
    Thanks for the concern...Guess am better now...

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  20. Come on dude we are your friends, even though we have never meet in real.. We care for you.. Get well soon and go explore India

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  21. Buddy Come on.. No need to say thanks...

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  22. People do care even if they don't meet face to face.

    LOL. I love celebrities when they quote or say something. For some reason, it sounds funnier coming out from them.

    hahaha;D

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