Tuesday, April 7, 2009

My Experience with Porno!

After my last post ‘Sicko’s of New Delhi’, I have this feeling that ‘may be I was too harsh’. Well I don’t regret what I have said, uh ah.. Not even a single damn thing. Well it’s very transparent that since my day one in New Delhi, my experience was not the most pleasurable of all. First my health giveaway, then my boss forced me to stay back. I believe that these are some reasons why I bitch about these people (they do have done their part).

Anyway let me drop this topic right now. Seriously, I don’t want to write any hate post. I want to think of love, flowers, rainbows, butterflies and unicorns. In short, today I want to think like a small innocent girl. Why little girls, because little boys minds are always filled with violence, violence generated after playing videos games, confusions about getting boners, bunny magazines found inside his dad drawers and so on.

We all have watched porn movies at least once in a lifetime.. don’t tell me that you haven’t watched.. I know you love that stuff. The first time I watched a porn movie was when I was 13 years old. I use to have this friend whose brother used to work in one of the adult video parlor where they used to screen adult movies. Since we were under age, visiting such a video parlor was out of question. We were lucky. My friend brother made us an offer that cost us 5 bucks, man in those time 5 bucks meant a lot to us.

The Big day came. Believe me it was in the middle of July. The temperature was almost around 90 degree. His brother made us wear hoodies. Man it was hot. We were sweating like hell. We made it inside the parlor. The movie was good, though there was no story line. The movie lasted around an hour. To be honest, we did not enjoy the movie. We were too scared. We were scared of someone we know might see us, what if my dad or his dad or what if his brother rat on us. That was the longest movie I have even seen in my whole.

My next experience with the adult entertainment was not that great either. There was this time, when one of my classmates bought one of his dad’s magazines that were hidden under his drawer. That classmate spread the word a day in advance that he was going to smuggle his dad X-RATED magazines. Believe me, there wasn’t even a single kid who did not come to school that day. Who in the world won’t want to see this?

Everything went well in school. I was given the duty to safe guard the extra- confidential document because I was very good with keeping things safe, away from the parents. That day was Friday, and my mom has this habit of doing the laundry every Friday right after we got home from school. I don’t know how it happened, but I forgot to take the extra- confidential document out of my jacket inner pocket. Mom found out the magazine in my jacket pocket while she was checking the pocket before she starts her daily chores. Who the hell checks a 13 year old pocket? It is understandable when someone checks an adult pockets before laundry but come on, I was just 13. All I heard was a loud sheik…

All hell broke loose that day. I got a good spank, grounded forever and no allowance for 2 weeks. But the worst was she burned the magazine. I had to pay 7 bucks to that classmate.

23 comments:

  1. Great Post. Seriously dude, this is a great post,

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  2. You had a very colorful childhood.. LOL..

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  3. This is simply hilarious,.

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  4. Enjoyed this post very much!

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  5. I was also caught by my MOM while watching a porn movie when i was 14... That was embrassing!

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  6. this post has made my day

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  7. Love this post... Sad that your mom found out!

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  8. Ha! No subject is sacred and exempt from your humor and transparency, eh AK? Good for you, dawg. :) Hey one of my first jobs back in the day when I was playing in bands and needed extra cash to supplement the gig dough was, I got hired on as the receptionist/cashier/projecter guy in a porn theater. One man operation. I collect the pay from the seedy looking men who frequented the dive, gave them their ticket, then ran up to the projector room and enjoyed (THOROUGHLY! lol) the show until the bell rang again and I hadda scoot down the steps and sell another ticket.

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  9. Porn ALWAYS has its price, lol.

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  10. Did my men wacking off post today get ya thinking?

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  11. Yeah scandy your wacking post inspired me to write this post.
    Marvin, i should say that you job was a neat one.. LOL..

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  13. Very funny... thanks for the laugh--and the kind words!

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  14. LOL..okay that was funny...and I check my 13yr olds pockets b/c he always leaves ink pens in his pockets and I have ruined enough clothes with ink stains...

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  16. Ha...Ha...Ha that was so funny...I couldn't stop laughing...poor boy...the funniest was "I had to pay 7 bucks to that classmate." Seriously...Not one of but your best post till date...

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  17. LOLz, loved the post... You must very naughty and experimenting.

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  18. OUCH! Hate it for you! Have a happy Easter if I don't get back over here! :O)

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  19. LMAO... 13? I still think its a little too early to be watching porn...

    I can imagine the spanking you got, face it 13 yr old having a porno mag... just couldnt stop laughing

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  20. ApocalypsE it guess i got what i deserve.. But when you are 12 or 13 you become very curious of the world around you.. LOL

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  21. LMAO!! HAHAHHA. Funny but whoa, cool!

    I never watch porno before and I have no intention of wanting to!

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  22. hahaha, love flowers, rainbows, and unicorns! lmfao
    i have a song about that

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