Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Have you ever been seduced by a Playboy bunny?

Have you ever been seduced by a sexy ass Playboy bunny? Have you ever dream of Michael Jackson after his death? Have you ever fantasized getting jiggy with Angelina Jolie or Brad Pitt? Guys have you dreamed of becoming a porn star, where you get paid doing what you love the most and you get to explore manygina without the tension of dating? Well I have never dreamed any of the above (well I won’t mind the last one)…. This post has nothing to do with any of these and I am not going to blog about any of these.

Right now my life revolves around India, its history, culture, religion and so on. I have soaked up a lot of India and I really feel lucky to a part of this fascinating country. Compared to West, India is a completely different world in almost every way. Though most of my post is about India and I know some of you must have had enough reading about India, but I can’t help it. I have bitched about India a lot (which I don’t regret) but today for a change I’ll write the things that I love about India.

The best thing about India is its closely knitted family lifestyle. I mean the joint family. Unlike the West, where kids flies away from their folks once they reach 18, in India you will find kids sticking with their folks even after getting married. I really admire this. Kids in India stick with their folks, not because they cannot support themselves but because they want to repay what their parent have done for them, by supporting them in their old age. In the west once you moved out from your home, people hardly even call up their folks, leave alone visiting them. I really have learned a lot from this. I haven’t seen my folks in almost three years and I hardly call them up. But after coming to New Delhi and mingling with the locals I have started calling my folks at least twice and I have decided that no matter what I’ll be spending this Christmas with my folks.

Overall, India is not such a bad country. People still have respect for their elder (though I have seen 5 year old kids calling his grandpa a motherfucker and a sister fucker), but seriously overall, people still respect their elders. People here still believe in the holy relationship of a brother and a sister. They observe this by celebrating the festival of Rakhi (which happens in the first week of August), where the sister ties a holy tread in her brother’s arm. Speaking of Rakhi Festival, I hope the two hot chicks (Miss Annie and Miss Kapoor, both blessed with Irresistible body, who I believe are blessed with 36+ size boobs) who sits next to me are not planning to tie me that holy tread. Guys, Let me just stop here.. I have to go and apply for a day off that day because I seriously don’t want to be their brother… LOL……

30 comments:

  1. I thought you were going to blog something spicy bro. But i love it. I have to agree with the Indian Joint Family lifestyle.

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  2. I know India is an amazing country and being an India I am proud of it. Glad your thoughts and perception for the place are changing.

    And yeah, beware of Ms. Annie and Ms. Kapoor. They're sure gonna kick your ass for praising them like this :)

    LOL :) Keep Rocking ....

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  3. @Girl Next Door, I wont mind getting my ass kicked by such super hot chicks.. LOL!

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  4. It's great to know that you are loving the social system that India has. Family is such a big support here.

    I hope those two chicks doesn't read dis... otherwise you are gonna have it from them...

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  5. @CutePriya, The social system in India is simply amazing.. Why would i get it!

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  6. 36.. Wow dude that must have been quite a sight!

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  7. I like the joint family lifestlye. Its a great way to repay your folks... Nice neighbors you have there

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  8. @Am Alive, It sure is a sight dude

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  9. @What is Life
    I wish i'll always have neighbor like this

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  10. Thaks for the sneak peak preview of Indian Social system... I believe you must be having a tough time trying to take your eyes off

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  11. Dude, you are obviously VERY horny! LOL Clever opening paragraph and name dropping with all the tags - betcha you get a TON of traffic on this post! :)

    And those porn movies? They should all be titled, "Things that will NEVER happen to you, featuring girls that you will NEVER get the chance to have sex with." hahaha

    The Old Silly

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  12. Bro i like your title! LOL

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  13. Dude very clever way to generate more traffic...

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  14. Bro i though you were going to blog an experience that you with a playboy bunny! LOL!

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  15. @In The Process, not even in my wildest dream! LOL

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  16. @,travel news, Bro you can also give it a shot

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  17. Even me i wont mind a role as a porn star. LOl.. Loved reading this post

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  18. I have always dreamed of playboy bunnies.. Good to hear that you have such awesomely gifted neighbors.

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  19. Nice way to generate traffic. Wow! Did you measure it or just guessed it.. 36 is a sight! LOL

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  20. Loved reading the social system of India. it is amazing.!

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  21. @Airline Updates, You want a role in my upcoming movie.. Its called Hot Latino Ass Movie... LOL!

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  22. @Metal Mayhem, India sure is an amazing country to explore!

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  23. Another hilarious post. The title is even better.. Good luck with your 36 friends.. LOL!~

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  24. Thanks bro for the glimpse on India Social life. It truly is an fascinating country.

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  25. @ A. K. even I agree wid the social system ... its kinda nice n tolerable :)

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  26. Woooowww, nice little crash course in fun India!

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  27. Dude. LOVE the Hendrix & all the tunes. Nice addition to the blog. Jimi was a HUGE influence on me when I was learning lead guitar back in the day. :)

    The Old Silly

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  28. Marvin, he is one of the greatest!

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  29. How have you been? Too long since I visited. You're so funny - loved this post...I know guys like you who run a mile for fear of being labeled a 'brother' and girls who go out of their way to make some creepy guy their 'brother' so they're safe ;) - This is India!
    Corinne

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  30. Yes this is very beautiful place. but when i visited china i enjoyed my journey on many places without worry
    because i hired china car service with professional driver.

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