Tuesday, July 7, 2009

The Sex Adventure of Two Indians and a Polish

Are you stressed out? Well I am. Am tried of my daily 9 hours working shift. Tired of watching the on going war in Iraq, the protest in Iran and Honduras. Tried of watching tributes to Michael Jackson, tired of Michael Jackson fans morning. In short am so stressed out that I don’t find anything in this life exciting.

Who isn’t stressed out? I should thank God that I still find pleasure doing small stuffs like spending my time with my new puppy (Oh yes.. I have a new puppy now), riding my horse, jamming with my band, drinking chilled beer, making plans on how to earn my first million online, watching big ass, big asses, free ass, round ass, Asian movies, women and Bollywood movie, (well the bold words were added just to increase some traffic. LOL. It seems these are the top keywords right now).

Recently I have been sneaking to jokes sites from my work place and believe me keeps me refreshed. During one of my trip to a site called Aha! Jokes I came across a really funny one. Here it goes. Hope you will enjoy this:

Two Indians and a Polish fellow were walking along together in the desert, when, all of a sudden, one of the Indians took off and ran up a hill to the mouth of a cave. He stopped and hollered into the cave... "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" and then listened very closely until he heard the answer..."Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" He then tore off his clothes and ran in to the cave.

Confused the Polish fellow asked the other Indian what that was all about, was that Indian going nuts. "No", said the other Indian. "It is mating time for us Indians and when you see a cave and holler, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!", and get an answer back, that means that a female is in there waiting for you.

After walking for some distance, the other Indian saw another cave. He took off and ran up to the cave, then stopped and hollered, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" When he heard the return, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!", off came the clothes and into the cave he goes.
Excited the Polack started running around the desert looking for a cave. All of a sudden, he looked up and saw this great big cave. As he looked in amazement, he was thinking, "Man! Look at the size of that cave! It's bigger then the ones that those Indians found. There must really be something really great in this cave!"

Well... he took-off up the hill at a super fast speed. He got in front of the cave and hollered, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" He was just tickled all over when he heard the answering call of, "WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!! WOOOOOOOOO!!! Off came his clothes and, with a big smile on his face, he raced into the cave.

The next day in the newspaper the head lines read, Naked Polack Run Over By Freight Train!!

28 comments:

  1. This is hilarious. Even me, am sick of Mr.Jackson mourning..

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  2. You have cracked me up bro.

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  3. Yeah, I'm trying to let go of some stress. It's not easy. Great joke. :)

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  4. HAHAHHA!! OMG, this is hilarious!
    HAHHAHHA!!!!

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  5. @Jasmine , its not easy to let go stress

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  6. Life sure has become dull. Love the joke..Let me also take a peak at that site

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  7. Sounds like you are stress out. Why don't you take a vacation

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  8. @Metal Mayhem, I am suppose to be on a vacation. LOL

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  9. Take a day or a two off from work and just relax in your home. I guess this should help you beat the stress

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  10. @Airline Updates that sounds relaxing! Let me see whether i can arrange that

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  11. This is hilarious bro. THanks for share. How ar eyou doing

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  12. LOl.. THis is great.

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  13. Am doing cool bro. Trying to train my new puppy

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  14. Cool stuff. The polish must have a tough time seducing the train. LOL

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  15. This one cracked me up. Cant stop laughing..

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  16. @Celebrity Gossip He must have had a really tough time

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  17. I took sneak into jokes site in between from my work desk. Its really a great way to refesh!

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  18. @Am Alive... It really is a fun thing to do unless you get caught! LOL

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  19. How are your doing. Hilarious stuff. Thanks for sharing

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  20. I can't believe I didn't see that one coming! LMAO - good one.= And hey cool you got a puppy! :)

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  21. It has been awhile since I've stopped by your blog and I'll have to admit that joke made me laugh loudly. Hope you perk up soon!

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  22. LOL :) that was hilarious... thanks for sharing..

    For stress... Iwould suggest you to take a break and go for vacation to some hill station as it's hot in Delhi these days :)

    Hope it would great...

    Take Care Buddy,
    Ann

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  23. @Deanna am glad that this joke cracked you up

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  24. that polish was so bad ass.

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  25. Lolzzz... good one

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  26. That was so funny! I really can't stop laughing man!

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  27. Nice Joke :) Made me laugh anyway

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