Wednesday, April 28, 2010

I Just Love Wednesday!

I just love Wednesdays. Wednesdays make me realize that am half way through the week. Wednesdays make me realize that I have only two days left to weekend. I just love Wednesdays because its on Wednesday I video chat with my girl (You know what can happen when you video chat with your girl). I JUST LOVE Wednesday, but to be honest its Friday that I love the most.

Guys here is something I found on the net… Enjoy

Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a discussion among them.

First Bull: "Boys, we all know I've been here 5 years. Once we settled our differences, we agreed on which 100 of the cows would be mine. Now, I don't know where this newcomer is going to get HIS cows, but I ain't givin' him any of mine."

Second Bull: "That pretty much says it for me, too. I've been here 3 years and have earned my right to the 50 cows we've agreed are mine. I'll fight him till I run him off or kill him, but I'M KEEPIN' ALL MY COWS."

Third Bull: "I've only been here a year, and so far you guys have only let me have 10 cows to "take care of". I may not be as big as you fellows (yet) but I am young and virile, so I simply MUST keep all MY cows."

They had just finished their big talk when an eighteen-wheeler pulls up in the middle of the pasture with only ONE ANIMAL IN IT: the biggest Son-of-Another-Bull these guys had ever seen! At 4700 pounds, each step he took toward the ground strained the steel ramp to the breaking point.

First Bull: "Ahem... You know, it's actually been some time since I really felt I was doing all my cows justice, anyway. I think I can spare a few for our new friend."

Second Bull: "I'll have plenty of cows to take care of if I just stay on the opposite end of the pasture from HIM. I'm certainly not looking for an argument."

They look over at their young friend, the 3rd bull, and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns, and snorting.

First Bull: "Son, let me give you some advice real quick. Let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it."

Third Bull: "Hell, he can have ALL my cows. I'm just making sure he knows I'M a bull!"

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Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Office Parties! I Hate Them

Office parties are always boring. Everytime I attend an office party I feel as if am in North Korea. You know what I Mean. In North Korea no matter what you do you should always acknowledge and praise Kim Il-sung, the Eternal President and Kim Jong-Il, the Supreme Leader (What bullshit is this). The same applies to office parties. No matter where they are hosting the party you should always remind them how grateful you are to the Company for recognizing your efforts and hosting this party, you also have to thank your immediate boss for his effort in organizing the party. To me it’s totally bullshit. To add more, you can’t even get drunk and you should always be alert as you don’t want the management to see any unprofessional qualities in you even though it’s a PARTY.

Office parties are boring and last Friday’s office party was no exception. To be honest it was the most boring party I have ever been to. The place was cool but for me the people with who am going to spend the evening matters the most. I never knew that my colleagues were so obsessed with themselves. The moment we reach the joint, they (my colleagues) started clicking pictures with their cameras and mobile phones…. Some were even click pictures and making videos of the empty dance floor. It was like going out with some bunch of LOSERS who have never been to a nightclub (most of them have never been to a nightclub because they are all cheapskate, busy saving). They were not here to have fun, but to show off among their LOSER friends that I have been to a nightclub and here are the pictures to proof it, now start worshiping me.

The best sight was at the dance floor…. All the girls were dancing in one side, while all the guys were dancing in the other side. It was like, if they dance with the other sex, they will be behind bars (For your information, dancing with a girl is not a crime in India). This was not the only night. I have been to lots of marriage parties, boring office parties and I have never seen girls and boys dancing together…. They always dance with the same sex…. Its looks more like big a gay and lesbian party. Seriously this is not my idea of clubbing.. I go out to have fun, meet new people, especially from the opposite sex, not to click pictures.

Anyway, am glad that I got a half day off from work to attend that lousy party, plus free booze and food…… I pledge that from today I am never going to attend another office Party even if thousands of Wild Horse Drag me, I wont....

Monday, April 26, 2010

Any Lamb Of God Fan out there

Any Lamb Of God Fan out there…. Finally! Finally I have booked my airline tickets to Bangalore…. Am so excited! Finally am going to witness Lamb of God in live. Am a big fan of Lamb of God and it’s really an honor to watch these guys playing live.

You all must be wondering what’s going on with my life? Long story Short… My life is as boring as it should be. You know why? Because I was never meant to be a corporate slut! Unfortunately by a twist of fate I ended up being a corporate slut. Every Day I Imagine, how life would be if I could earn my living by playing Heavy Metal and only metal, not any other genre of music because I don’t consider other genre as music (You can boo me for that).. Enough of my fantasies.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Am Back!

Wow! It’s been almost 8 months since the last post. I have been busy… Balancing life with corporate world is tough. Well am not posting anything today…This is juts an update to let all my blogger buddies know that am back…