Wednesday, April 28, 2010

I Just Love Wednesday!

I just love Wednesdays. Wednesdays make me realize that am half way through the week. Wednesdays make me realize that I have only two days left to weekend. I just love Wednesdays because its on Wednesday I video chat with my girl (You know what can happen when you video chat with your girl). I JUST LOVE Wednesday, but to be honest its Friday that I love the most.

Guys here is something I found on the net… Enjoy

Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a discussion among them.



First Bull: "Boys, we all know I've been here 5 years. Once we settled our differences, we agreed on which 100 of the cows would be mine. Now, I don't know where this newcomer is going to get HIS cows, but I ain't givin' him any of mine."



Second Bull: "That pretty much says it for me, too. I've been here 3 years and have earned my right to the 50 cows we've agreed are mine. I'll fight him till I run him off or kill him, but I'M KEEPIN' ALL MY COWS."



Third Bull: "I've only been here a year, and so far you guys have only let me have 10 cows to "take care of". I may not be as big as you fellows (yet) but I am young and virile, so I simply MUST keep all MY cows."



They had just finished their big talk when an eighteen-wheeler pulls up in the middle of the pasture with only ONE ANIMAL IN IT: the biggest Son-of-Another-Bull these guys had ever seen! At 4700 pounds, each step he took toward the ground strained the steel ramp to the breaking point.



First Bull: "Ahem... You know, it's actually been some time since I really felt I was doing all my cows justice, anyway. I think I can spare a few for our new friend."



Second Bull: "I'll have plenty of cows to take care of if I just stay on the opposite end of the pasture from HIM. I'm certainly not looking for an argument."



They look over at their young friend, the 3rd bull, and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns, and snorting.



First Bull: "Son, let me give you some advice real quick. Let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it."



Third Bull: "Hell, he can have ALL my cows. I'm just making sure he knows I'M a bull!"

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7 comments:

  1. I don't know about everyone but you've made this my Wednes(DAY)....I can't stop laughing...ha...ha...This is Hilarious

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  2. I always crack a beer on Wednesday, just to let myself know Friday is around the corner.

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  3. Thanks for the laugh.

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  4. HAHAHHA, I just re-realized why I love your blog. You never fail to make your readers laugh!!

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  5. A great one! May all you're hump days be as good :-)

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  6. that was a good one! got a good laugh.
    nice blog man.
    cheers..

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  7. Hi there!, I´m Maria from Nightspellworld..., I´m doing quite well not as my blog posted not so long ago..., the reason why I posted such stuff is because someone from my past is spying me via blog....also he did a blogger account to spy me better!!!...so I would be very glad to get your e-mail addy...just to put it on my blogger settings!!??...would you?? thanks very much in advance
    Heavy Metal Kisses!! rock on!
    Maria

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