Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Office Parties! I Hate Them

Office parties are always boring. Everytime I attend an office party I feel as if am in North Korea. You know what I Mean. In North Korea no matter what you do you should always acknowledge and praise Kim Il-sung, the Eternal President and Kim Jong-Il, the Supreme Leader (What bullshit is this). The same applies to office parties. No matter where they are hosting the party you should always remind them how grateful you are to the Company for recognizing your efforts and hosting this party, you also have to thank your immediate boss for his effort in organizing the party. To me it’s totally bullshit. To add more, you can’t even get drunk and you should always be alert as you don’t want the management to see any unprofessional qualities in you even though it’s a PARTY.

Office parties are boring and last Friday’s office party was no exception. To be honest it was the most boring party I have ever been to. The place was cool but for me the people with who am going to spend the evening matters the most. I never knew that my colleagues were so obsessed with themselves. The moment we reach the joint, they (my colleagues) started clicking pictures with their cameras and mobile phones…. Some were even click pictures and making videos of the empty dance floor. It was like going out with some bunch of LOSERS who have never been to a nightclub (most of them have never been to a nightclub because they are all cheapskate, busy saving). They were not here to have fun, but to show off among their LOSER friends that I have been to a nightclub and here are the pictures to proof it, now start worshiping me.

The best sight was at the dance floor…. All the girls were dancing in one side, while all the guys were dancing in the other side. It was like, if they dance with the other sex, they will be behind bars (For your information, dancing with a girl is not a crime in India). This was not the only night. I have been to lots of marriage parties, boring office parties and I have never seen girls and boys dancing together…. They always dance with the same sex…. Its looks more like big a gay and lesbian party. Seriously this is not my idea of clubbing.. I go out to have fun, meet new people, especially from the opposite sex, not to click pictures.

Anyway, am glad that I got a half day off from work to attend that lousy party, plus free booze and food…… I pledge that from today I am never going to attend another office Party even if thousands of Wild Horse Drag me, I wont....


  1. Ha...Ha...you had a great time...lolz...Office parties are boring but I knw how to have fun alone! Getting along with other people is my idea of partying too...But, ALAS...it's an office party...you need to behave as per Corporate "RULEZ"

  2. Lolllzzzz... AK. the gay and lesbian thing was mos funny... I know, Losers spoil the real spirit of the party. .. Anywayz, plan something out with your friends. I think that wud be of more fun.

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