Thursday, August 11, 2011

How to Watch Metallica in India for FREE

(UPDATE:Metallica in Delhi is cancelled)

(Updated: Incase if you need a ticket to the Metallica show in Delhi, let me know. I have a friend who has an extra pass.)


I think this is the right time to publish this post because the Metallica concert in Delhi and Bangalore is two months away and its up to you to choose whether you want to risk and try to watch Metallica in India for free or you want to pay for the Metallica concert tickets. Before I start with the post, I have to warn you that am not responsible for anything. I don’t guarantee whether this will work or not. Anyway, here it is:

  • This thing worked for me in two Great Indian Rock Festivals. What you have to do here is, you need to have long hair, must wear a metal t-shirt, torn jeans or army shorts. Go to the back side of the venue where performers enter and exit and tell the security guy that you left your artist access car inside the venue. But this will most probably work when in group of 4 to 5. If that security looks like a bouncer with black shirts, I’ll advice you not to approach. Try to find the normal security guy with uniform.
  • The second tip will work only if you are a hot girl or a dude with a hot girl. If you are a hot girl, try and seduce the security guy by starting up a juicy conversation and tell him that you forgot your pass at home and whether he can sneak you inside. If it still does not work, flash your boobs, am sure it will work. If you are a dude with a hot girl friend, let your hot girlfriend do the talking and do mention that you are her brother or cousin. Never ever mention that you guys are a couple.
  • We all know where the Metallica concert in Delhi or Bangalore will happen. Reach the venue at least two days in advance. Go inside the venue and pretend that you are one of the workers. Stay there till the concert day.
  • Try and find out the sponsors of the concert and try to get a job with any of the sponsors. If you get a job then try and pursue your HOD’s to let you have a free access. Getting a job with the event management company will surely also land you with a free ticket.
  • Incase if any of your friends buys the Metallica concert tickets, tell them to throw outside once they are in. I know it would be tough to convince the security guard about the already check ticket but you can tell him that you need something from outside and you could not find any one at the exit.
As I have mentioned before, is it worth it. After all Metallica don’t visit India every now and then. The tickets are not that expensive. Good luck if you want to try these ideas.

21 comments:

  1. There are SEVERAL benefits to hot girlfriends.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IEPp3eV-XQ

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  2. Anonymous12/8/11

    Good thinkin... i am thinkin' how to meet those guys!!

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  3. Having a hot girl friend is so beneficial.. The tips are hilarious!

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  4. If you get a magic coat that will make you invisible, that too would help you sneak in

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  5. Let them come to norway, then i'll try these idea. \m/

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  6. Great tips. BTW, what kind of boobies do you think will work. :)

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  7. AK why don't you just buy the damn tickets. It wont cost you a leg! :)

    The tips are hilarious..

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  8. I got another idea:

    Mail yourself in a big box to James or Lars on the day of the show....

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  9. Happy for you dude... Metallica sure knows how to put a show... Metal rules

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  10. I have seen Metallica live 3 times and its worth every penny. Anyway, these are some really funny tips

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  11. No one thrash better than Metallica.
    Wearing transparent clothes always help if you want something for free.

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  12. The first one sounds pretty cool. Think it might work... Good luck to everyone planning to follow AK's crazy tips.

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  13. Anonymous12/8/11

    These tips are stupid!

    YOU SHOULD ALWAYS PAY TO WATCH AN ICONIC BAND LIKE METALLICA THAT HAS BEEN MAKING MUSIC FOR NEARLY 30 YEARS NOW. IT IS NOT YOUR LOCAL BAND. IT IS METALLICA FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!! IT IS DISRESPECTFUL TO THE ARTISTS.

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  14. Anonymous that means its ok not to pay for local bands who need money. Oh yeah, like Metallica need money!

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  15. Sherry21/8/11

    Hilarious! By the way, whoever's traveling to the Bangalore gig should DEFINITELY check this out: http://www.facebook.com/GreatMetallicaRoadTrip

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  16. I just parying that..those guy's are not read this post....!

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  17. Anonymous5/10/11

    Will be jus a huge fuckin disappointment if we try and none of them actually work
    tried to save up for the passes..still short :/

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  18. Anonymous15/10/11

    USE A PORTAL GUN AND ZAP YOURSELF INTO THE CROWD

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  19. Anonymous21/10/11

    Buy the freaking tickets!

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  20. Anonymous22/10/11

    Do not do anything wrong, if you want to watch pay and watch. Else do not have the dreams of watching.

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  21. Anonymous28/10/11

    these is such dumbfucked ideas.go buy a pass man

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