Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Letting it out

How was my Christmas? It was cute. We all managed to drag ourselves home with our own two feet without any external aid. Nothing wild, stupid or crazy, it was just a simple dinner with friends, followed by light drinks and a bit of gambling. It was cute. How was yours?

Coming back to the main topic of this post, here are the top 5 news revolving around me at the moment.

News 1: I guess I might be an alcoholic. What made me realize this? Well, it’s been a while am having lunch in this bar and if its dinner I have point but what the hell am I doing in a bar 12 in the noon. Every Sunday I buy alcohol for the whole week but somehow I manage to drink them by Wednesday. Am so dependent on alcohol that I need a vodka shoot every morning before shower and another shoot before breakfast. I guess it’s time I evaluate how am living my life.

News 2: This news is freaking hilarious. There is a certain girl in my office who is super pissed with a fellow co-workers for some undisclosed reason. They have reached the no talking point and the complete ignoring each other’s presence. This certain girl recently went to her friend list to remove this certain guy but the guy has already removed her from his list. It was somehow like that phrase’ the hunter becomes the hunted’.

I seriously don’t understand why people get so personal at work place. I don’t give a damn what other co-workers are doing or dealing with or think about me. For me it’s doing my stuff and getting paid for that. People always come up to me and complain about them getting ignored by other people and who they are ignoring. Well I too have a complain, please stop talking to me.

At work, am like a magnet that attracts motor mouths, free advice givers, polymathic dudes, braggers, grumbler and insecure guys. The fun part is, there is a certain dude who has all the qualities. From today I have decided, if any one with the above qualities shows up or the guy with all these quality shows up, am going to say it straight in his face ‘Shut the fuck up’!!!!

News 3: My office people decided to start our own office rock band. Unfortunately the band broke up even before it was formed. The reason is jealousy. I don’t get it because these guys started bitching about each other how sloppy the other guy is with the guitar when they have not even seen each other playing.

News 4: This is a public service request to everyone staying in New Delhi to donate old sweaters, jackets, shawls, blankets or anything to keep a poor homeless person warm. In the first month of winter itself, over 100 people lost their lives to the cold. I have donated some old blankets to a homeless family living close to my home and I would request everyone to do so.

News 5: World Hindu Council has started protesting against the certain Russian city’s decision to ban Bhagvad Gita by burning an effigy representing Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin. The verdict on whether to ban Bhagvad Gita is today.

Well, these are the top 5 news around me at the moments. I’ve got some news but I think it’s not worth mentioning. After all who wants to hear about the free porn site I discovered, that Rihanna’s song which got download to my Iphone by mistake and me loving that song, me losing my pineapple flavored Del Monte juiceginity yesterday and my obsession for Modern Family, Rules of Engagement and my crush on Christa Miller after watching cougar Town, the list goes on and on and on…..

30 comments:

  1. That's lots going around you. Seriously you should stand up and fight those assholes.

    Glad that you had a fun Christmas celebration!

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  2. Hilarious..

    Since its winter, its very understandable to drink. Good luck with the evaluation

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  3. Dude, do share about your discoveries! LOl.. Do keep a check on the drinking.

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  4. I've heard, Delhi winter can be really harsh. Good to hear that you are trying to help those in need. keep up the good work.

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  5. Interesting read. Every human has the right to silence, stand up and say it in there face. lunch in a bar, much be exciting.

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  6. News 1 and 2 are hilarious but news4 is so scary. Belated merry christmas.

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  7. I think its pretty normal with your drinking, afterall we tend to drink more on winters to keep us warm.

    p.s which site did you find!

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  8. I love modern family. you have every right to shay shut up to all those annoying co-workers.

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  9. Merry Christmas! There are some serious shit happening around you. Take care.

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  10. loved reading this one.. Good luck with those guys..

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  11. @ Vantaa merry Christmas

    @ Hulda thanks

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  12. Dude! There's hell lotta interesting things going on around you or let me put it other way you made them so interesting (by writing in a way that I completely adore from Day One you started this blog). This makes me realise, I am seriously missing some real fun...Hope to catch up with you soon...till den....do keep writing...

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  13. Wanted to pop in to ish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. I, too, am obsessed with Modern Family BTW.

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  14. @CutePriya thanks... Things are pretty intense over here. Let's catch up someday :)

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  15. @Deanna Thanks you and a very merry christmas to you too. modern family is so funny. Its very witty and there is never a dull moment

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  16. you are having one hectic year end :D

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  17. Ha that's a real spin "I guess I might be an alcoholic" forgive me friend, but if you've come far enough in life that you're "guessing" if you're an addict, well .. you probably are. If you drink each day, you are. If you see your drug as a "treat" you are. If you can't bother with anything unless you're drinking, you are. Hope this isn't too harsh, but I know addiction and it's freekin hell. No way can a person realize the better angels of their nature while drooling in their ashtray drunk, or nodding out. You sound like a thinker, a unique type who likes to explore his surroundings. It won't be much of an experience checking out the world and its wondrous various cultures when you're raging for the next shot. I'm talking alot on this because it's important, YOU are important and for what it's worth, how can the world enjoy you if you're "not really there"?
    As for work: People always want to get into your drawers, your shoes, your hair, your nose, it's the social animal in us, I'd say. We humans seek community, we put these clique ideas, clubs, on a pedestal when many of us do our best living when we're alone. Not isolated, just alone. It's annoying when people act like people, isn't it?
    Namaste.

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  18. Nice post and blog. I love to stop and gives your comment here.

    Keep writing and share

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  19. MODERN FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    (sorry, but you understand)

    Glad to read you had a nice Christmas celebration. Mine was simpler than the other years but we still enjoyed nice food and presents.

    Be careful with alcohol, especially with vodka and stuff :S

    Your "news 2" IS hilarious haha
    In a way, everybody's happy and nobody likes each other XD

    Have a nice end of year!!

    Lucinda

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  20. @Cathy thanks for the encouraging words. may be i just over reacted because if human nature to poke around.

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  21. @Yuvika Hell yeah.. Am hopping next year will bring me better co-workers who talks less.

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  22. @Lucinda sounds like even you had a great Christmas celebration. Thanks for point out with the vodka thing..

    You too have a great New year celebration.

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  23. @Admin thanks for visiting :)

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  24. Akum....?
    Right On!!

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  25. Fun Post :) as always. Yes, after working for 4 years, even I believe in "doing my stuff and getting paid for that". No personal stuff with colleagues. However I miss my old GOBs.. Keep posting..

    Luck,
    Ann

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  26. @G-Man hell yeah

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  27. @Ann seriously, why can't people stick to the basic, Work and get paid for it.

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  28. reading ur post can bring smile on my face, may be its because i am happy that you are an artist spontaneously in different way, or may be its because i can relate you with a friend of mine who has a band in Nepal and a good singer. He is an awesome guitarist and we are very good friend, but i mostly get pissed over the fact that he ends up drinking most of the time and argument takes place.....but i wish if u can bring some changes in a positive way to make everything go right but still loitering around for a good way! if you can do let me know!
    Take care

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  29. @lhamo Mashutzo Thanks. Am really trying to stay away from alcohol. Am not try to quit but am really trying to bring down the consumption level. I think its kind of working because the last time i dank was 31st December. Thanks for your concern.

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  30. Nice blog. Happy new year!

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