Thursday, May 31, 2012

It’s been a while since I ranted

Things are pretty wild over here in New Delhi. The temperature crossed 46°C (114.8 ºF) today, I don't even remember the last time I went to a bar and it's not because Delhi bars suck or there isn't any bars in Delhi but because am almost broke. But again my salary was transferred while writing this post (don’t you just love salary day), so I can see me getting hammered this weekend.

It’s been a while since I ranted; today I’ll just do a random post on what's going around me and what I am going through in bullet points. Come on bullet points are always better!

  • If I can take food from your plate without you noticing it, I can also put things in your plate. Stop with all the blah blah on your cell phone while having lunch because you ruined my lunch yesterday. I saw you gleeking in my plate while you were busy chatting and even if it was unintentionally, it was bad. One day you might even swallow the spoon by mistake.
  • Generally people who are bald or upcoming bald seems to have problem with my long hair and I can understand why. The thing with hair is, people who are bald normally tend to envy people with hair but people with hair don’t envy people who are bald. I guess this is among one of those rare situations where the grass is greener only on one side and am glad am in the greener side not in the bald side.
  • Being vegetarian is by choice so don’t force me to become a vegetarian.
  • If an International heavy metal band is going to play in India, don’t book your airline tickets, hotel rooms and the concert tickets before two weeks to the scheduled date. Anything can happen in India. First the government will forced to change the venue like the Bangalore Open Air which was suppose to happen at the Palace ground was forced to change location in some god knows where and then government denies visa to the headlining band like ‘Iced Earth’ was denied entry just two weeks before the show, so much for the Iced Earth concert in Bangalore.
  • I always believed that no matter how screwed up a person is there is always a way to deal but I’ve learned my lesson. Being a genuine asshole runs in the blood and no matter how hard you try, you can never deal with them. Best way is to ignore them.
  • Imagine you have three wives and all of them are always ready to fulfill your every desire. Come to India! But make share there is a drought where you are planning to settle because a certain dude did that just a few days ago and his reason was to deal with the drought in his village. Don’t believe me, click here.
  • Recently I was watching ‘The Office’ and I heard one of the most hilarious quotes from Michael Scott ‘It’s not the Horniness, it’s the loneliness’, and Dwight Schrute quote 'I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching’, almost peed in my pants.
  • Last but not the least, Megadeth is any day better can Metallica but Slayer can kick Megadeth and Metallica’s ass any day, period!!!!

1 comment:

  1. One of the best ranting posts. Yes, the best way to tackle genuine assholes is to ignore them. Hope you having great time at your workplace :)

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